Did I Say That #8

I never thought I would hear myself say,

"Hailey, how did you get chicken nuggets in your diaper?"

Did I Say That? #7

The other day while we were out shopping I noticed that Hailey was chewing on her shirt. So, I said, "No, Hailey don't chew on your shirt." Hailey stopped chewing, smiled nice and big at me and shook her head no.

A little while later she was chewing on her shirt again and I said, "Hailey, we do not eat our clothes. No." Then I noticed one of the store employees smiling quietly to himself and I thought, "Hmmmm, I guess that probably sounded odd."

Did I Say That? #6

I never thought I would hear myself say, "No, Hailey, no.

Yucky, we do not touch Dottie's bottom."

Did I Say That # 5

I never thought I would hear myself say, "Hailey, ewww. Don't lick mommy's toes. That's yucky."

Did I Say That? #4

I never thought I'd hear myself say, "Hailey, please do not bite Mommy's knee."

Did I Say That? #3

I never thought I'd hear myself say, "Hailey, please don't put your fingers in Mommy's nose."

Did I Say That? #2

I never thought I'd hear myself say, "No Hailey, do NOT lick Dottie."

Did I Say That?

I never thought I'd hear myself say, "Oh, Hailey, I'm so glad you pooped today!"