Friday, September 28, 2007

Some Suggestions

Dear Mommy,

You know how you're always trying to change my diaper? Well, I don't like it. That's why I scream and try to get off of the changing table every time you try to change me. To answer your question- yes, I would be perfectly happy to wear the same wet diaper all day long. And the clothes you put on me- no thanks- I like being naked.

And also- that table food you keep trying to give me? There's a reason I keep throwing it on the floor. I don't want it. You can go ahead and put that table food right on the floor for Dottie, it'll save me the work. I'll stick with the baby food. Well, except for the cheese- keep that coming. And, really if you want to just go ahead and feed me cheese all day long, that would be even better.

Another thing- what's with all the face and hand washing? I mean every time I finish eating you come at me with that wet paper towel and try to clean my face and hands. Don't you hear me scream when you do that? Just leave the mess there until bath time. Then you can do all the washing you want while I do all the splashing I want.

I think things will go much smoother now that you understand where I am coming from.

Love,
Hailey

13 comments:

Pam said...

Oh, isn't this the truth! You hit the nail on the head with this one! I love the letter Hailey wrote to you and I am sure as she grows and changes, she will have many more letters to send you! Enjoy your weekend!!

JennieBoo said...

Well, this certainly is a motivated little girl. She knows what she wants and doesn't mind saying so.

Now, if she only knew it was for her own good......

Talk..to..Grams said...

I love this!! I guess she let you know what's up!!lol So cute!! I miss your posts on the weekend but I think it so neat you take time off for the family!!

The Chiefs play San Diego Sunday and I don't think we will win!! But I didn't think we would beat the Vikings! Love and Hugs, Grams

la bellina mammina said...

I think all toddlers think like Hailey - or at least, mone does ;-)

Shionge said...

Oops! More to come Melanie I think kekekek...

3XMom said...

LOL. That is my son to a "T". So perfect.

Tiff said...

Both my boys are like that! Except when i change there diaper they laugh at me while i'm trying to catch them!

Andrea said...

That was too funny!!

my4kids said...

I take it the babe has been complaining? hehe really mom the food on her face? she might be saving it for snack later on and if its on her face she can get it herself.....hehe

Lisa C said...

That's sweet! It's really amazing what they would say if they could. Their actions tell us so much..lol!
My Joshy is crazy about cheese too. :)

ZAM said...

You should see me..I am cracking up with this post. Although my son doesn't make much of a fuss when I change his diaper, I know he loves being all naked.

Maybe when Hailey gets a little older, maybe she'll say "wash hands, I wanta wash hands, Mom." My son does because it gives him the perfect excuse to get into some water.

Shalini Gowrisankar said...

That's so funny :)

Melanie said...

LOL - That is too cute and just so very true with the little ones!