You know how you're always trying to change my diaper? Well, I don't like it. That's why I scream and try to get off of the changing table every time you try to change me. To answer your question- yes, I would be perfectly happy to wear the same wet diaper all day long. And the clothes you put on me- no thanks- I like being naked.
And also- that table food you keep trying to give me? There's a reason I keep throwing it on the floor. I don't want it. You can go ahead and put that table food right on the floor for Dottie, it'll save me the work. I'll stick with the baby food. Well, except for the cheese- keep that coming. And, really if you want to just go ahead and feed me cheese all day long, that would be even better.
Another thing- what's with all the face and hand washing? I mean every time I finish eating you come at me with that wet paper towel and try to clean my face and hands. Don't you hear me scream when you do that? Just leave the mess there until bath time. Then you can do all the washing you want while I do all the splashing I want.
I think things will go much smoother now that you understand where I am coming from.
Friday, September 28, 2007